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Joke of the Day

"Just got a belly piercing. It's a mistletoe, I don't want any confusion on where I want your lips this Christmas."

"How can you tell if a Newfoundlander is gay? He eyes the b'ys."

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."

"Why are fat couples always so close? Gravity"

"A grand jury is made up of a cross-section of the community. I ride the train w/the cross-section & it's mostly people peeing on the floor."

"I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me."

"I was singing in the gym shower & the girl in the one beside me started singing along & then suddenly my life became this weird, naked duet."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was ostracised when he was young. After taking steroids, however, he was Austria sized."

"My boyfriend is so needy. Always demanding things like ""please untie me"" and ""just tell me who you are""."

"What kind of limes open doors? Key limes."