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Joke of the Day
"""What do we want?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"" ""When do we want them?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"""
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"The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014."
"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."
"If I had a sex change, I would change mine to more"
"Help is a magic word. Say it to people & watch them disappearing from the horizon of your life."
"Hey, not too bad I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I love you too Ok, bye -phone convos with mom"
"The Tsunami in Japan Everybody knows that the reason for the tsunami in Japan was because Magikarp was using splash all the time."
"What's the worst part about being a black jew You have to stand in the back of the oven"
"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa."
"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left him."