13227
Joke of the Day
"I will say something deep. I built a robot that digs. Deep."
Next Joke
"Why does my computer keep saying hello? It's a Dell."
"people are like ""pokemon is basically dogfighting"" but tbh if a dog with ice powers fought a ghost dog I would probably peek over that fence"
"What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV? Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain."
"Saw a sign on the highway that said ""Kill or Injure a Road Worker: $7,500"" but it doesn't tell me where to pick up the money..."
"What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut!"
"What is an alcoholic's favorite part of the chicken? The Cock Tail"
"I don't understand why people are in awe when I tell them my grandfather survived Auschwitz. Most of the other German officers did too!"
"Why did Gateway computers go out of business? Because they led to stronger and addictive computers."
"I almost had a threesome yesterday... i just needed two more people."