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Joke of the Day
"Hitler was bad. He is going to Heil. get it? heil?"
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"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending."
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"What's the difference between a male lawyer and a male prostitute? A male prostitute charges $20."
"how do you know when a computer geek likes you? he looks at your feet instead of his own..."
"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."
"I created a new word today. Plagiarism."
"I'm abandoning Obamacare for Bidencare. Everyone gets a sixer of Natty Light, 2 copies of Hustler from 1978 and a VHS copy of Caddyshack."
"Why did Admiral Ackbar spend his entire Hawaiian vacation thinking he was about to get suicide-bombed? Brown people kept approaching him saying, ""Aloha, Ackbar!"""
"What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!"