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Joke of the Day
"Alligators and Condoms Are two things I don't fuck with"
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"The Longest Joke Ever! My life"
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"Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization."
"Did you hear about the clown who refined iron? He smelt funny"
"Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google"
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"Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant."