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Joke of the Day

"Why should you not shop for plywood? You'll get bored."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew."

"At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30)."

"How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet."

"What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper? Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?"

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."

"I'd buy more Tupperware containers from the supermarket if they came with cupcakes in them."

"I love Summer. Two weeks of doing absolutely f*ck all. And, once my boss gets back, I get to go on holiday as well."

"ISIS new way of recruitment ISIS leader posted a job offer for new workers : "" Need somebody with a head on his shoulders """

"What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan"