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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"

"My favorite one liner ever!!! Last night I walked into a bar it hurt"

"Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics.... ...don't elect a joke. (Credit to Bo Burnham)"

"Budweiser should spend less on advertising and more on making their beer not taste like skunk butthole."

"How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!"

"Apparently it's okay for the office to have ""casual Friday's,"" but ""nudist Tuesday's"" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me."

"I think I was an unwanted child I'm 36 years old and my mother is still chasing me around with a coat hanger"

"Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming."

"Two guys walked into a bar.. You would think one of them would of ducked!"

"United States once again votes for a minority President! Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States."