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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a horse and a cabbage? I have never been hungry enough that I could eat a cabbage."

"I'd tell you a joke about statistics But the punchline is probably outside your range."

"Hey Reddit, what are your favorite lame jokes? ""Wanna hear a pizza joke?"" ""Nevermind, it's too cheesy."""

"What does the average cat say? Mu"

"Steve would be a terrible name for a pegasus."

"When a man hates takoyaki Does it mean it is takoyucky?"

"There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians. We will see if these accusation stories have any legs."

"life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs"

"A woman once told me to look at the world through her eyes. So I looked out the kitchen window."

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."