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Joke of the Day

"If God doesn't want us to masturbate... then why does he always make one sock disappear in the dryer?"

"""Is Pepsi OK?"" - World's worst drug dealer"

"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius. It only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."

"DOG: [running in circles trying to catch his own tail] SON OF A DOG'S PREGNANT WIFE: *looks up from knitting* Son of a what, David? Say it"

"Why did the horse get a divorce? It didn't have a stable relationship."

"What can't teenage girls do? Even"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? **A pilot** ... you racist"

"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"

"While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems"

"Your momma is so stupid that she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."