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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? **A pilot** ... you racist"
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"Why can't you run in camp sites? Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out."
"Q: How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart? A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!"
"What do you call an Irish-Canadian? a Mickey Moose"
"Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road? he was two chickens"
"People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)"
"Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond? He was taking a sheet."
"What's the difference between ten dead hookers and the stuff in my basement? Nothing."
"Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!"
"And the Lord said, 'Let there be idiots.'"