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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"
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"DJ Khaled is at a bar... *He has already had 10 shots* The bartender asks him if he's done or not... DJ Khaled says,""Nope I'll have Another One."""
"Yo mama so stupid that..... she tried to stop the cold war with a heater."
"What's the difference between Al'qaeda and civilians? Beats me I just fly the drone!"
"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."
"Women who want to renew your wedding vows.... Why not renew the bachelorette party? You'd probably have more fun."
"Are you pudgey? Cause you have me hooked!"
"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing."
"Is it just me... Or are circles pointless"
"What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly? For-Mal-To-Hide."