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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"
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"Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream Only in America could a poor, black boy become a rich, white woman"
"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."
"Boy, are you a salad? Because I don't want you."
"You, my friend, deserve a high-five...that's four more fingers than I normally give."
"The reason iPad has no camera is that there's no way to take a good pic while laughing at how goofy you'd look using it as a big ass camera."
"Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van"
"Two fish were in a tank... One says to the other: you shoot, I'll drive"
"Hear about that Saudi girl? Sunnibody try to kill her, but Shiite"
"""Is it a stupid question to ask how many parks there are in New York?"" It's not a stupid question. It's actually quite difficult to count, as more and more Koreans are moving here every day..."