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Joke of the Day
"Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo? They only had 4 cars."
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"Unbelievable! Just checked the roster and I've got to work Christmas Eve from midnight. If it wasn't for all the free wine and altar boys I'd seriously jack-in this 'priest' malarkey."
"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"
"My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook. This Is a typical ""no right answer"" type of situation."
"2 cannibals... ...are eating. One turns the other and says ""You know, I really don't like my sister."" The other cannibal replies ""Fine then, try the pot pie."""
"Why was the UKIP voter angry? Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)"
"""Babe, is it in?"" *""Yea.""* **""Does it hurt?""** *""Uh huh.""* **""Let me put it in slowly.""** *""It still hurts.""* **""Okay, let's try another shoe size.""**"
"I can't wait for turkey dinner tomorrow. I love middle eastern food."
" What's the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out..."
"interviewer: any interests outside of work me: war and space documentaries mom: he means star wars me: mom stay in the car mom: nerd"