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Joke of the Day
"What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope? sin or cosine?"
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"If you think your child is annoying, imagine what I think."
"What kind of sound does a horny toad make? Rubbit, rubbit."
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Eat mop Eat mop who? Hahahahaha"
"Getting up Is only the second hardest thing in the morning."
"I just farted in an elevator. Which was wrong on so many levels."
"My mate asked me if Wonderwall was the most culturally influential track of all time I said maybe"
"I almost got killed because my Superman cloak wasn't the correct size. It was a narrow ""S"" cape."
"Friends- What did you get for your birthday? Her- He went to Jared Friends- You're engaged!!! Her- No Jared is our weed dealer"
"What do you call homosexual Israelites? Fruit Jews"