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Joke of the Day

"[Wonder Woman shows up] Superman: Is she with you? Batman: I thought she was with you? Wonder Woman: Bruce you literally emailed me today"

"What do cows say on Halloween? Still moo."

"How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."

"Remember when I told you to be yourself? I think we should revisit that."

"I doubt vodka has all the answers But it's worth a shot."

"I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip. You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves"

"What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart? One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*"

"I would make a joke here... ...but Amy Schumer doesn't need any more material."

"I was just hit on by a 13 year old, I blame you MTV. Girls should be sugar & spice and everything NICE! Not orange and pregnant."