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Joke of the Day

"How many potatoes does it take to kill 1 million Irish? None."

"How do you get gum out of your hair? Q: How do you get gum out of your hair? A: Cancer."

"Wife and I made a deal. She gets to keep hair on her legs, and I get to keep my opinions to myself. Baby steps."

"Your mother reminds me of Eminem... She only worth fiddy cent."

"Knock knock Who's there? Obesity. Obesity who? Obesity is not a joke it's a wake-up call."

"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran"

"Two antennas fell in love.. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in but it's a shame to pull it out."

"I asked a terrorist how his day was going... He said it was great, his son died in a car bombing. The only problem? His son borrowed his car."

"""Waaaah, my boyfriend is a jerk, but I'm gonna tell twitter instead of him because I have the communication skills of a sea anemone."""