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Joke of the Day

"How many potatoes does it take to kill 1 million Irish? None."

"All dogs go to heaven... But all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts"

"If I tell you I can't text you because I'm driving it's only because I'm also eating."

"Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !"

"Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks = girl ant. If it floats = buoyant."

"How do you know you're getting old? When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm."

"Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop."

"- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?"

"My dick is like my grades.... Because its curved."

"Ghosts... I didn't believe in ghosts until this one night, it was like 3 am, and I decided to start believing in ghosts."