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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a pipette filler It sucks."
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"What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band? SWV (sisters with voices)"
"If 4 people have sex is called a four-some 3 people have sex is a three-some and 2 people have sex is a two-some Now you know why they call me handsome"
"What's the difference between harass and annoy? I have never had my finger in annoy. Edit: NSFW.. depending where you work, I guess."
"Monday mornings are spent avoiding people who might ask about my weekend."
"60% of all secretaries can type... The other 40% are huntn' peckers."
"[Gets down on one knee] We can save $7.99 a month if we share a single Netflix account."
"I had my credit card stolen. About two years ago now. I never reported it though. On my first statement, I found that the thieves were charging less than my wife was."
"""Ugh I sent so many drunk carrier pigeons last night"" -medieval millennials"
"Pete and Repeat went into a bar, Pete came out who was left?"