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Joke of the Day

"If 4 people have sex is called a four-some 3 people have sex is a three-some and 2 people have sex is a two-some Now you know why they call me handsome"

"Her: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink? Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*"

"You might have heard about the Chevy Camaro IROC, but do you know what IROC stands for? Italian retard out cruising."

"Why didn't the man go to dat place? Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him."

"Most people in America seem to always wanna prove that they're right! Left-wingers hate it."

"You know you were a fat baby.., When the doctor had to get the jaws of life to remove you from your mother."

"Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war? It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken"

"My leg got amputated Me: Can I take my leg home doc.? Doc.: Why? Me: Because is my right."

"Joke stolen from West Wing Why do they eat only one egg at breakfast in France? Because one egg is *un uf*."

"What did the pulse say to the legume as he left? Lentil next time."