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Joke of the Day

"What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer? A bundt cake!"

"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."

"Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."

"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"

"New movie coming out about a golden retriever who helps a deaf boy. It's called ""Ear Bud."""

"I joined /r/NoFap Never thought it would be this hard..."

"Male porn stars are some of the hardest workers."

"What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !"

"Falling vending machines kill more people per year than sharks. I've never even seen a shark near a vending machine."

"17 yo didn't do chores last night. I delete all songs on iPod and replace them with the theme song to Scooby Doo. Enjoy the bus to school."