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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense? A Douche"

"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"

"What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet? A Scotland Yard."

"I called a dentist.. I: I would like an appointment. Dentist: Sure, what time would you like to come. I: Two thirty."

"What do Terrorist Witches ride? Boomsticks"

"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my iPhone ...so you can shut the hell up about how scary D-Day at Normandy was, grandpa."

"My parents have been together for 40 years, and I don't even like seeing the same cashier twice in a row at the grocery store."

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"Is an inactivist a thing? Because I think I am that."

"Herb was diagnosed with cancer. It was a basil-cell carcinoma."