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Joke of the Day

"the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now"

"If you put dry teabags in shoes they absorb the odor. So your shoes smell good but the tea tastes so bad it's almost not worth it"

"If they grew up in the same house and shared a pet, siblings have the same porn name and I think that's just SICK."

"Movie Idea: Lohan. Bynes. Statham. DEATH RACE 2"

"My teacher called me into her office today. She totally wants my D To go up to a C."

"Do they really need to add 'Alive' to 'Sexiest Man' or am I grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?"

"Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me? Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride"

"What does Matthew Shephard hate more than being raped, having AIDS, and being pistol whipped? Camping."

"What is a slut ? A woman with the morals of a man"

"Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably... I Kind of Blue it"