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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked."

"This guys talking about ""Calm down, everything happens for a reason"". Then he gets all angry when I punch him in the face. What a hypocrite."

"An economist was given the choice between participating in a marathon and just a quick race. He preferred the long run over the short run."

"How to pass a very difficult exam? Change your name to time, time always passes no matter what"

"You can't be anti-abortion AND pro-death penalty AND a unicorn."

"There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"I caught my insane ex going through my garbage, but I guess that's what I get for dating a raccoon."

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it seen the Salad dressing ( I'll see myself out)"

"What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night? ""It's Raining Men"""

"Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !"