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Joke of the Day
"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume."
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"I will give you reddit gold if you dont read this."
"TIFU: My wife told me she wants to get a tattoo on her lower back. I told her to get one of a beautiful young woman so I'd have something to fantasize about."
"Does anyone smell that up dog?"
"If laziness was an Olympic sport... I would be fourth so I wouldn't have to step up on the podium. Edit: too lazy for dictionaries, thanks /u/ReddSpy"
"What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage? About 2-3 inches."
"So I got asked if I wanted a threesome... I said no thanks, if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents."
"I am so much angry!!! I just might go Super Saiyan!!!"
"Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion."
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."