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Joke of the Day
"When I get to my deathbed.... I hope it's a tempurpedic."
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"Back in the good old days when... Men were men... and boys were men. and women were men..."
"Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing... It's hard to see these birds all aloon."
"When you're as good at levitation as I am... It's hard to keep your feet on the ground."
"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"
"Late to bed and late to rise . . . Makes a man who will serve french fries."
"Why don't Mexicans have BBQs? Because the beans keep falling through the grill."
"Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said ""don't walk""."
"What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."""
"What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch? It may contain viruses."