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Joke of the Day
"Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing... It's hard to see these birds all aloon."
Next Joke
"What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game? The old switcheroo."
"*she leans in close* 'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?' *i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*"
"Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store? Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!"
"In almost every situation, Nutella makes a great substitute for love."
"Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove."
"What do you call a bunch of crows that go to church? A mass murder"
"What do you call a capital lambda? A sheep-da"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tchhhh."
"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."