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Joke of the Day
"Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing... It's hard to see these birds all aloon."
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"Claustrophobic people are more productive... Thinking outside the box."
"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea."
"Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity somewhere else."
"Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^I'm^sorry^..."
"It's really too bad that Magic Johnson played in an era in which the hilarity of his nickname was so underappreciated."
"'Your place or mine?' Is the sexiest response to the question: 'Where shall we bury the body?'"
"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""
"Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations."
"I'm thinking of going on a cleanse just not sure which race to start with"