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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day."
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"I just swallowed a whole box of scrabble pieces... My next shit could spell disaster"
"Chelsea Clinton is so patriotic That she wore George Washington's wooden teeth for her speech last night"
"Me: My friend really likes you. Her: I'm a lesbian. Me: Ah ok... Her: ... Me: ... Her: ... Me: So... What part of Lesbia are you from?"
"I'd like two tickets, please. - Is it for The Hobbit? - No, she's my girlfriend."
"Q: How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? A: Tell him he's a duck."
"Relationship status: LOL"
"My dad taught me you can't try rationalize with crazy... It was a self-taught lesson."
"What type of job does T-Rex have? He is small arms dealer"
"Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans? It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk."