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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? A: Tell him he's a duck."
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"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This is click bait."
"What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter."
"My wife said yesterday... That I don't listen to her..I said: OK, sounds good"
"I was thinking about becoming a Muslim, I met a guy online that told me I could get a free vest if I signed up."
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
"""Were dining on the finest china tonight"" A Chinese man then walks in and lays down on your table"
"There is nothing worse that realizing the vacation you planned is going to be the same week as her period."
"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."
"Most of my family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans"