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Joke of the Day
"What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book? The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss"
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"I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand. Must have been an insight joke..."
"What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough)."
"Why didn't the magician shave? He made it disabeard.."
"I don't care if a human is male or female, Black or white, European, American, or Asian, they all taste the same."
"I hate being bi-polar. It's AWESOME!"
"I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?"
"North Korean Joke Poop is like a North Korean rocket: it's produced by an ass and splashes into the water."
"How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents."
"Help 9-1-1! I just found my husband! He's been drugged in his coffee and then stabbed with a pen knife but that didn't work and then shot!"