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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if your room mate is gay? his dick tastes like shit"
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"A loving couple just bought a new house The man says ""We really need a basement."" The wife replies ""Oh come on, as if the size of your sex organ wasn't enough for you already."""
"Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve."
"Drake the type of dude who eat two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone."
"The good news is, I blocked the creepy guy. The bad news is, I'm tweeting this from inside his trunk."
"Ran a bath, checked Twitter, flooded Europe."
"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"
"Why I'm leaving r/Jokes Going for some sushi. Brb in a hour or so."
"Why did the lizard use viagra? He had a reptile dysfunction! Credit goes to Gilbert Gottfried"
"A woman is out fishing with her husband... As she's sitting in the boat, she asks ""Honey, do you have any more of those little floatey bobber thingies? Mine keep sinking."""