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Joke of the Day
"Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women."
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"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"So i was making a software to help people to stop procrastinating and never finished it."
"i wonder how many of the men who stormed the beaches of normandy on d-day in world war 2 had their bellybuttons pierced"
"older man discovers the subreddit showerthoughts one afternoon..... That evening discovers phones is not waterproof."
"What oil does Trump use in his cooking? Rapeseed oil"
"Julius Caesar goes into a bar... ... and asks for a martinus. Puzzled, the bartender asks, ""Do you mean a martini?"" ""No. Just one, please."""
"Your mamma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application!!"
"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."
"Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible? ""...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."""