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Joke of the Day

"I was having a hard time remembering my PIN on my debit card.... So I changed it to 0911. That way I never forget."

"Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less than his wife."

"""You know what."" -- They."

"What is the Pope's favorite type of woman? Nun"

"What do you call a showoff Texan? *Austin*tatious."

"What do drunk female pirates like to give up? DA BOOTY!"

"Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide"

"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."

"That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof."

"Being a grown up is throwing something at the trash can, missing, then actually going over and picking it back up."