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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less than his wife."

"An Indian Chief drinks 1,000 gallons of ice tea He drowned in his own tepee"

"Looking in the mirror trying to grow up the nerve to ask my true love out. I hope I say yes."

"I hope I'm not the only one who hovers over someone when they use my favorite pen just so they know I'm serious about wanting it back."

"I bet when humans 1st learned to eat there were a lot of mishaps. ""Just tried the sand, Betty, probably a 2 out of 10. Don't eat the sand."""

"why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom? to get a byte, and the ruler!!! my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!"

"The trick to being happy is to keep a positive outlook: For example, my ongoing effort to break the world record for most ramen eaten while single is going great!"

"What's the difference between a black guy and a bench A bench can support a family."

"What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables. A cannibal."

"Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done."