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Joke of the Day

"Behold the nuclear arsenal of North Korea and Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un! The very Earth quakes in terror!"

"Whichever part of my body is responsible for burning fat needs to stop procrastinating."

"What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

"On sex, Confucius say: ""Couple who have sex on side of hill, not level"""

"What Operating System does a Redditor use? Fedora Linux!"

"I heard NASCAR was a distant cousin of Formula 1. I guess that's what they mean by race relations."

"What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word? TeX-MeX"

"Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed? Because no one wants to feel his serpentine."

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"A hobbit walks into a bar It was very low down."