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Joke of the Day
"Which part of a vegetable isn't edible? His wheelchair."
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"I like my women like I like my rum... Aged 12 years and mixed up in coke."
"Who ever taught Storm Troopers how to shoot also must have taught white golfers how to high five each other."
"Donald Trump is going to outlaw shredded cheese. He's gonna make America grate again."
"What do you call a naked baby horse? A Naked Neigh-kid"
"I treasure my watch. This is my grandfather, who sold it to me on his deathbed."
"I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit. (Credit to my future mother-in-law for this suprise zinger)"
"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."
"One does not know true happiness until he gets married But then it's too late... Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game..."
"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."