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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is going to outlaw shredded cheese. He's gonna make America grate again."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!"

"Ever been to the Tower of Pisa? the security is pretty lenient"

"My wife has been around the block a few dozen times, if you know what I mean. She's a mail carrier."

"I've reprogrammed my FitBit to allow for more me time. And by reprogram, I mean I've attached it to the leg of a deer. I was born to run."

"What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport? Sockher"

"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."

"Never trust an atom... They make up everything."

"Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white? Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove"

"What did the little black boy get for Christmas? My bike"