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Joke of the Day

"What did the sweet potato say to the Israelites. ""I am but a Yam"""

"What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes? A bit neurotic."

"I forgot my joke about a lollipop... I swear it was on the tip of my tongue!"

"Did you guys ever prank your passed out friend by putting his hand in a bowl of warm water and then dropping a tiny toaster in it?"

"Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it."

"Guys, leave 3 notes scattered around ur house for ur girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", & ""me."" That'll keep her busy while u watch sports."

"When I said that you'd always have a place to stay in rough times, I meant like a motel or a shelter. Anyway ... You can't stay here."

"How do you outsmart a chicken? By thinking outside the bawks."

"How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy? Totem Pole."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"