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Joke of the Day
"What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize."
Next Joke
"What is Satan's favorite headset? S810."
"I've just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everyone can hear me loud and clear."
"Orange Soda I've always dreamt of having a cock as long as a 2 litre bottle of orange soda, and just as wide. It's just Fanta-sea really"
"When you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. Same can be said for the phrase ""explosive diarrhea""."
"People who are complaining of shoveling driveways, haven't you heard of moving?"
"Tasty Tattoo My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one thigh and Santa Claus on the other. She wants to show that there *is* something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
"Mosquitto and Blondes what's the difference between a Mosquitto and a blonde? A Mosquitto stops sucking when you slap it !"
"Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity."
"Hits rock bottom. *adds Geologist to resume"