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Joke of the Day
"What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize."
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"How Do You Make a Plumber Cry Kill his Family."
"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"
"I live at the top of an 80 story building made of ihop pancakes and I pour burning hot maple syrup on anyone that tries to eat my home"
"Why'd the band teacher go to jai? Because he fingered A-minor"
"This homeless guy asked me for money, I was like ""I don't think so, not with that ugly voice"""
"Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time."
"How many dead baby's does it take to paint a wall? _"
"""50 Cent for 2Pacs of Eminems!? That's Ludacris!"""
"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"