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Joke of the Day
"My brother in law won't go to Hooters with me tonight because his wife is ""having a baby."" #lame"
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"Mayonnaise is cum. When you put it on a sandwich, you're spreading cum on your bread. When you ask for it on a burger, you ordered cum."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !"
"I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ~Conversations I have with my couch"
"Rape Such a short word for such a long sentence."
"If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose... would you go to lunch or a movie?"
"[Corporate Olive Garden meeting, 1985] Jesus: Let's do unlimited breadsticks. CEO: How can we supply that many? Jesus: *winks at camera*"
"Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett? Han Solo"
"You don't know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, an you take all the covers with you."
"So won't Surreal Slim Shady please stand up, please stand dOwN, please RIDE A TRICYCLE THROUGH A DENTISTS WAITING ROOM DRESSED AS A PENGUIN"