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Joke of the Day

"Trump is opting not to have celebrities at his inauguration in the same way that I opted not to take any cheerleaders to prom."

"Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards? Because people keep reporting they've found de brie."

"Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian. That's what most Christians do anyways."

"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !"

"Saturday wins ""best day"" 47,000th week in a row."

"""Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"" ""Only when I think of all the people who've died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered...G'night!"""

"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"

"Jokes What did Barack Obama say to Michelle Obama when he proposed?"

"I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. The hangovers are killing me..."