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Joke of the Day
"Just played Uno with my Mexican co-workers... ...they stole all the green cards."
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"What do feminists do in Halloween? They go Triggertreating."
"Marriage is like walk in park.... and the name of this park is ""Jurassic Park"""
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."
"Trying to take the best instagram picture ever but the kittens keep drowning in the latte."
"How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole Fill it with ashes Sprinkle peas on top When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus"
"How bout a fortune cookie that tells you not to take advice from shitty dessert."
"Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark."
"After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me."