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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dicktater"
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"There's probably a whole circle in hell that's just full of guys beatboxing."
"A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Is this a joke?"""
"Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."
"What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts? Reasons to be offended."
"Ran into my ex gf today... I put it in reverse and hit her again"
"What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers"
"What do you call a midget party? ...a little get-together."
"If I were to ask you to dance naked for me, would your answer be the same as to this question?"
"You had a flat tire on the highway? What was that like? [cut to: me crying helplessly until AAA arrives] Your survival instincts take over"