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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Because everyone around them will be giving them shit for it."

"Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long? They're over two feet"

"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If your good with grammar you'll get it."

"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"

"That if you love them set them free thing, what if they all come back at once"

"Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey."

"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"

"Depression starts in a part of the brain called the Hippocampus Which is strange because I always thought hippos loved studying."

"How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS? Skin color."

"I spend 60%of my day worrying that I might have mustard on my face or clothing. The other 40% I am eating mustard."