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Joke of the Day
"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"
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"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey"
"The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, ""Keep the change you filthy animal."""
"*Goes to the store* *Buys donughts, doughnut holes, and glue*"
"Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but... when I tap on the window late at night dressed as a clown, they scream and call the cops."
"TIFU by giving someone the wrong sandwich at a deli Whoops, wrong sub"
"What did the shirt say to the pants zipper? Your so fly man"
"Some songs contain sirens which alert you to the fact that you have shitty taste in music."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him."
"After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die."