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Joke of the Day
"TIL that skydiving... ...without a parachute, is a once in a lifetime experience."
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"Why are there no white chinese people? It's because two Wongs don't make a white."
"What is a boxer's favorite meal? Break-fist"
"I TEXTED MY BOSS... ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?... HE ANSWERED: ""I don't know?"" I REPLIED: ""I'm not coming in this morning!"""
"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."
"What do you call it when two Mexicans are playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."
"When your pet is staring at you, it's probably thinking ""I wonder how long those things live."""
"JOKE! :D What is a Nigger in a Cockpit? .... ... .... .... .... A Pilote ! What are you thinging about! tststststststs Rassist !"
"Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. Wait til spring Enjoy"