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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital? Manuel..."
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"Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult."
"I wonder if the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter had a Plan B?"
"What's a camel's favourite song? Bat Out of Camell"
"The bartender says we don't serve time travelers 2 Time Travelers walk into a bar"
"I have the perfect response to a text but its too mean Girl: What is your dumbest pet-peeve me: People asking stupid questions"
"I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest... When I confronted him, I asked, ""HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"""
"How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked? wel-dern"
"Why don't quantum physicists have sex? When they find the position, they don't have the momentum. When they have the momentum, they can't find the position."
"It's amazing how much more money I have when I'm drunk."