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Joke of the Day
"May I talk to you about Jesus Christ? - how I get out of any situation"
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"Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store? For the watch.."
"My Muslim girlfriend broke up with me the other day. She'll come to regret it. She just doesn't know what jihad."
"I was wondering... since there are great white sharks, how come there aren't any great black sharks? Then i realized even if there were, they probably couldn't swim..."
"How do you count cows? You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want."
"*bakes 12 cookies* *waits for family to come home* *eats 12* *family arrives* 5 year old: ""I SMELL COOKIES!"" ""Weird! Here's a salad."""
"A zombie apocalypse would be so much funnier if we started burying people in those fuzzy duck slippers that quack when you walk."
"My wife is a big Tennis fan and was telling me how distracting she finds the constant grunting noises during the women's matches. I have promised her I will stop."
"YOLO You Only Love Owls."
"Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !"