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Joke of the Day
"Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on the Internet. That was a close one."
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"Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they'd broken one of my keyboard keys. I onder hich one."
"""I'll sleep when I die"" - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying."
"Why did the elephant paints it's toes red? So he could hide in the cherry tree."
"I have a little joke that always makes women laugh My penis"
"What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!"
"My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem."
"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest."
"What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence? Udder destruction"
"What's the greatest trick the Austrians ever pulled off? It was to convince the world that Mozart was Austrian and that Hitler in fact was German."