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Joke of the Day

"What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?"

"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"

"What do you call a dog that goes to the beach? Ballroom blitz"

"Hey guys, Racism is a crime But crime is only for black people"

"Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind."

"What does a baby look like in a microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate."

"What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common? No solo."

"Two birds flying through the air... Flugen zwei Vogel durch die Luft. Sagt eine zum anderen, ""Vorsicht"" da kommt ein Hub-schrau-schrau-schrrau"

"""Kiss me"", moaned the attractive blonde... ""Absolutely not"", replies her doctor. ""It would be most unprofessional of me. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be fucking you!"""

"What would BuckWheat from Little Rascals be called if he were a Muslim? Kareem of Wheat."