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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"

"I've had good' tattooed down my cock. I like to see a bit of good in everyone."

"I thought I saw an original joke today Turns out I just misreddit"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the cross the road? To ge to the gay kids house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."

"Two dogs on a coffee break *Dogs on coffee break* Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- *Dog 2 goes fuckin' nuts*"

"Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e."

"whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? There is one less drunk at the wake"

"I remember a time when I was much younger and had an infinite supply of drugs and booze. Then some c**ksucker cut the umbilical cord."

"Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow. Credits to vinesauce"

"[first date] OK don't let her know you're a snail Waiter: Would you like some salt? [flips table over] OH HELL NO [bolts out real slowly]"