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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to twitter, where nobody uses their right to remain silent."

"Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins."

"What do you call a flightless bird? Joaquin Phoenix."

"What's the difference between gay men and a refrigerator? Fridges don't fart when you pull the meat out."

"I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me."

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl? A cock that stays up all night."

"What breed of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle"

"I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png"

"Hey, do you see that big yellow thing in the sky ? Yeah, the world revolves around that. Not you."

"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."