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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."
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"Why did the chicken coop have two doors? 'cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan"
"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"
"Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies? The Swallow."
"Just realized I only had one meal today. One, thirteen-hour meal."
"If an interviewer asks you: ""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" say ""I don't know, did you see me pull up in a DaLorean?"""
"I hate having to walk behind a car... It's exhausting."
"How many ______ does it take to _____ a ______ ? And go."
"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""
"Sorry if this is a re-post but ... Here's a great knock knock joke - but you have to start Ok, knock knock Who's there ......."