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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."
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"Last night I got too drunk and sensibly took a bus home Pretty proud of myself...Never drove a bus before."
"I do not, and never will, know my confirmation number."
"Bon Iver just walked into my Starbucks. Wait nope just a super sad cat."
"Which city u cannot enter? ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"
"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed."
"Whenever I shake someone's hand as I meet them and they say ""The pleasure's all mine."" I quickly look to see where their other hand is."
"I was going to break up a fight between two Rabbis... But they were just arguing semitics."
"I heard a great ""This American Life"" podcast about trolling Click bait."